Sophie at 5 weeks

Learning how to eat like civilized puppies?

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (so is my ex-husband's)

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
(I've known female humans that were like that!)

Most dust particles in your house are made of dead skin. (ewwww, that's just gross)

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. (Get that out of your mouth!)

It is impossible to lick your elbow. (I bet you tried it, huh?)

"The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. (pardon me while I untie my tongue)

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. (Shut up! Really? Wow...really!)

A pregnant goldfish is called a twerp. (I call my kids pregnant goldfishies??!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Now why doesn't this surprise me?)

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. (Did you read them backwards? I did!)

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours! (That doesn't mean you have to watch 3 hours of TV every time you recycle a jar!)

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, silver, and month! (Bet that one's going to keep you thinking for awhile!)